YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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