i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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