The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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