I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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