In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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