im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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