Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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