My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
