8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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