genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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