Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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