i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
