when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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