He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I have aggressive nipples.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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