She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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