Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I would fuck him just for his dog
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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