i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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