Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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