Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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