There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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