YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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