Fuck appropriateness.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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