thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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