i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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