I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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