We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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