I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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