I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
