I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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