I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize