All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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