WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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