Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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