I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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