i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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