perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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