dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
