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(612): View more from Minnesota

i barfeds in our rink

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(734): View more from Michigan

He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry

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(443): View more from Maryland

Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella

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(410): View more from Maryland

When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?

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(302): View more from Delaware

Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.

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(519): View more from Ontario

i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..

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(229): View more from Georgia

Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable

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(716): View more from New York

It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma

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