I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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