dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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