Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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