everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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