Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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