eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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