once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I deserve to be covered in dicks
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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