so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I have tasted many bathrooms
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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