Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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