Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
