God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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