You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
