I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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