i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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