Midget sex pt 2 tonight
oh god the rape fog is back!
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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