so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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